Nothing these guys’ wives can do will keep them home. Despite a blowjob and a bang, NANCY (Shot on Location) MARTIN can’t keep Duke from joining his poker buddies. But here’s the real deal: while his buddies play cards at his pad, Jimmy’s off diddling the others’ wives! To distract them, he hires a topless blonde dealer to shuffle the dick — I mean, the deck.
"I’m here strictly to deal poker," she says with a straight face, and quickly becomes bottomless as two stiff pricks zero in on her lips. "Three I don’t think I could handle. I don’t have three hands!" But she don’t have two mouths either and yet that doesn’t bother her for long. "l don’t know which one to suck," she says. "I’m getting confused here!" Gee, how ’bout both at once!
All the gals are blonde and pretty, especially Bob’s wife, Alison, a bean-boobed hippie-surfer type with downy pubes, but the ditsy card dealer steals the show, and went on to co-star in such classics as Sex in the Comics and The Erotic Artist, so you can rest assured she figured out exactly what she could do with those two dicks.
ln the end, Jimmy’s scheme (like his crotch) gets exposed but no one really cares, and one last deal of the cards decides who gets to fuck all the women at once. Dickhead wins! Doesn’t he always?
Cast: Thad Watson, Nancy Martin, Lisa Quan, Ron Knapp, Pete Fisher, Tricia Opal
Director: Don Rhodes
Country: US produced and published, 1973
File Type: avi
